Now THAT is Irony! (From the Dog)

So my Momma thought that I would throw up the whole time during our move.  But you know what?  I've made it almost halfway there and I haven't thrown up in the truck.

Mind you, I did throw up in the hotel room a couple times last night and this morning.  Daddy said it was a wasted pet deposit, but Momma said it was worth it.  And everybody is saying they are sick of dog smell in the truck, but that it is better than puke smell.

I do, however, think that when we get a house in California they should give me a bath.  I feel dirty.  They made me stay outside ALL DAY for the past couple of days while they were dealing with packers, movers, and cleaning the other house.  But that is better than being left in the hotel room the whole time.  I would have just howled the whole time to make myself feel better, but Momma said that would be bad cuz we'd get kicked out.  So they took me with them.

At this point I'm just glad they took me with them instead of getting rid of me or worse.  If ya know what I mean.  Daddy mentioned a syringe and the vet and I'm going to just be as nice as possible and assume he was joking. You can't always tell with my Daddy; he's a pretty tough cookie.

Comments

[Cheryl Hart]

That's okay Dog. Think of all the pounds of hair you left in Nana's house! Nana hasn't cleaned up that much dog hair in ages!!! I'll bet she has been muttering all day. BUT! It was Nana's idea that you should be inside! Daddy was going to tie you up out in the yard!
Gotta remember Momma did warn Daddy! She told him if he fed you too much meat you would just barf it back up.
Gramma has to admit she is really happy to hear you haven't barfed in the truck. That would really gross everyone out. Are you enjoying your cozies that Gramma and Grampa gave Momma for you?
Sleep tight & don't let the bed bugs bite! Gramma

[Jess H.]

Well at least you're on the go Muttly. Another thing though, have you noticed what happens when the "new addition" barfs...yup I know you have. No one freaks at him...nope I didn't think so. Po' po dog. It's a hard life but someone has to do it.